
AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Brings Me Women but Breaks My Wallet
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB: Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything